ANOTHER MEME OH GOD

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[x] I'm blonde, I must be dumb 

[ ] I'm redhead, I must be bitter with no soul 

[ ] I'm brunette, I must be boring 

[ ] I have black hair, I must be depressed

[x] I'm white, I must be racist 

[ ] I'm black, I must a criminal 

[ ] I'm Asian, I must be a nerd 

[ ] I've dyed my hair, I must be crazy (my bangs were green but now they're faded ;-; )

[x] I haven't dyed my hair, I must be a dork

[ ] I like the color pink, I must be girlie bimbo 

[x] I have long hair, I must be a hippie 

[ ] I have short hair, I must be a lesbian 

[/] I wear make-up, I must be fake 

[/] I don't wear make-up, I must be ugly 

[ ] I'm popular, I must be stuck-up 

[x] I'm unpopular, I must be a weirdo

[ ] I'm rich, I must be a greedy snob 

[/] I'm poor, I must be too lazy to get a job 

[x]  I'm a Christian, I must be homophobic 

[ ] I'm an Atheist, I must be evil 

[ ] I don't have a religion, I must be confused

[/] I like reading books, I must be a nerd

[/] I don't like reading books, I must be stupid 

[/] I'm talkative, I must seek attention 

[ ] I'm quiet, I must not get any dirty jokes

[ ] I'm a Muslim, I must be a terrorist

[ ] I'm a Jew, I must only care about money

[x] I'm straight, I must hate gays 

[ ] I'm gay, I must go to hell

[ ] I'm bisexual/pansexual, I must be a sex addict 

[ ] I'm English, I must be posh

[x] I'm American, I must be fat 

[X] I have friends of the opposite gender, I must be a slut 

[X] I have friends of the same gender, I must be gay with them 

[x] I'm a girl, I must be a stupid prep 

[ ] I'm a boy, I must have bad hygiene

[ ] I'm on Facebook, I must be desperate for friends 

[x] I'm not on Facebook, I must have strict old parents 

[x] I have Twitter, I must have no life

[ ] I don't have Twitter, I must live under a rock 

[x] I get good grades, I must be a boring nerd 

[ ] I don't get the best grades, I must be an idiot

[x] I get upset easily, I must be a pussy

[ ] I don't get upset easily, I must be insensitive

[ ] I play sports, I must be a douchebag

[x] I don't like sports, I must be a lazy fatass

[ ] I get jealous, I must be mean to people 

[x] I'm single, I must be a loner

[ ] I'm in a relationship, I must never shut up about my lover 

[x] I have friends younger than me, I must be childish

[x] I have friends older than me, I must grow up too fast 

[x] I listen to pop music, I must be a prep 

[ ] I listen to jazz, I must be calm

[x] I listen to rock music, I must be an outcast 

[ ] I listen to rap music, I must try to act all hard 

[x] I listen to music from before my time, I must be a hipster 

[x] I still listen to songs that came out when I was younger, I must be a freak

[x] I wear black, I must be goth 

[/] I wear eyeliner, I must be emo

[ ] I listen to country music, I must be a redneck 

[ ] I listen to dance music, I must be hyper 

[ ] I'm happy with myself, I must be stuck-up

[ ] I'm insecure, I must want attention 

[x] I'm a virgin, I must be a boring prude

[ ] I'm not a virgin, I must be a dirty slut

[x] I like theater, I must watch Glee

[ ] I like cats, I must have no friends 

[x] I'm losing weight, I must be anorexic/bulimic

[ ] I'm bigger than size 8, I must be fat

[x] It's easy to make me laugh, I must be retarded 

[ ] It's hard to make me laugh, I must be miserable 

[ ] I'm a vegetarian, I must be a hippie freak

[x] I eat meat, I must not love animals

[x] I like eating, I must be a fatass with health problems 

[x] I respect the elderly, I must be goody-two-shoes 

[ ] I've had arguments with adult relatives, I must be disrespectful 

[x] I've gotten in trouble, I must be crazy 

[ ] I've never been in trouble, I must be a kiss-ass

[/] I have blue eyes, I must be full of myself

[ ] I have brown eyes, I must try to make people feel sorry for me 

[ ] I have green eyes, I must get jealous easily 

[/] I have grey eyes, I must hate my life 

[ ] I have hazel eyes, I must be awkward

[ ] I have black/red eyes, I must be a killer

[x] I want tattoos, I must wanna be a gangsta

[x] I have piercings, I must be a punk 

[ ] I'm a parent, I must be a control freak

[ ] I drink, I must be an alcoholic 

[x] I don't drink, I must be a health nut 

[ ] I've had a boyfriend/girlfriend, I must be a whore

[x] I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend, I must not open up to anyone

[ ] I go out a lot, I must never shut up

[x] I don't go out a lot, I must be a loser

[x] I play video/computer games, I must have no life

[x] I'm the oldest child, I must be bossy 

[ ] I'm the middle child, I must think I'm perfect

[ ] I'm the youngest child, I must be a brat 

[ ] I'm an only child, I must be spoiled 

[x] I keep things to myself, I must be two-faced 

[ ] I criticize people, I must be a bitch

[x] I'm Irish, so I must be a Mic

[x] I'm German, so I must be a Nazi 

[ ] I'm Italian, so I must be in the Mafia

[ ] I'm Chinese, I must be a communist 

[ ] I'm Mexican, so I must be illegal 

[x] I'm reposting this, I must be bored to death
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Moonietamashii
these associations and stereotypes are really interesting